Reasons Why

 

Reasons Why Your Dog's Hair Cut Takes Longer Than Yours


You don't go 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.BichonHair

You don't jump, wiggle and shake while your hairdresser does your hair.

Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.

You don't have fleas, ticks or mites.

Your hairdresser doesn't give you cuddles when you're nervous.

Your haircut doesn't include a manicure & pedicure.

Your hairdresser doesn't wash your butt.

You don't come in with mud, burrs, sticks, tar, sap, gum, foxtails & poop in your hair.

Your hairdresser doesn't have to shave between your toes.

You don't scream at the top of your lungs every time the hairdresser picks up a pair of nail clippers.

You don't try to hump your hairdresser's leg.

You don't pee, poop, or throw up in the hairdresser's chair.

You don't dig your fingernails into your hairdresser's arm.

You don't roll in dead things.

You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

 

Your hairdresser probably won't love you if you do any of the above. In fact, they would probably have you arrested!